TEH-O

This is what happens if your hokkien is not good enough.

This person went to a coffee shop with his friends for a drink. One peculiar habit of his friend is that he doesn't drink any beveragewith Milk.He approached the counter and the uncle there asked him in hokkien,'lu ai lim, sia-mi?'(What do you want to drink?) Not knowing that "teh-o" (means tea without milk), my friend said rather slowly, "TEH...MAI...LOK...GU...NIN " (tea don't put milk).

And......guess what he got?? He got all the 3 types of drink! "teh", "milo " and "milk". And the worst thing was all these 3 types of beverages contain MILK!