（此乃转贴）NICKNAMESIf Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Charlie, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Sh*t-Head and Four-eyes.
EATING OUTWhen the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Dave and John will each throw in $10, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will haveany thing smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEYA man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's onsale
BATHROOMSA man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTSA woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
SUCCESSA successful man is one who makes more money than his wife canspend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGEA woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UPA woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
OFFSPRINGAh, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods,secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAYAny married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
