Charlize - one of My Favourite Actress

I have been a huge fan of Charlize Theron after seeing her magnificent performance in The Devil's Advocate (1997), and have been following her career ever since. This South African beauty is one of the most gifted actresses of today. I also adore her sassy sense of humour, the fact that she is kind and intelligent and so humble and down-to-earth, if an angel were sent down to Earth, it would look like Charlize Theron. Everything about Charlize is sexy. Starting with her amazing green eyes and her magnetic smile, and moving along her 5'10" body, measurements: 36B-24-36, Charlize can render any man helpless.

After appearing in That Thing You Do! (1996), Mighty Joe Young (1998), The Astronaut’s Wife (1999), Sweet November (2001), Charlize starred in the stylish remake The Italian Job (2003), and struck Oscar gold with her gritty performance as a serial killer in Monster (2003). Her recent big hit was Æon Flux (2005).

Charlize Theron is a model-turned-actress whose stunning presence in film and on magazine covers has made men fantasize about her for years.
- Placed #1 on Beautiful People Internet Poll.
- Second actress (the first was Kim Basinger) to win an Oscar after appearing naked in Playboy magazine.
- Was ranked 4th of the 100 Sexiest Women by FHM Taiwan (2001).
- Named #4 in FHM's "100 Sexiest Women in the World 2005" special supplement (2005).
- Voted the 12th Sexiest Female Movie Star in the Australian Empire Magazine (September 2002).
- Named #15 on the Maxim magazine Hot 100 of 2005 list.
- Named one of "People" magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People (2000)
- Received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (September 29, 2005).

Charlize Theron’s movies that you can not miss:- Sweet November (2001).

Hokkien Blog - Kee Leng Kia Chiam

Limpeh kia lit sia jit eh blog, mm zhai eh tek cuei la lang eh "peng yiu" boh? Tan si ang ni kuan tik tor eh mia tio si kior Kee Leng Kia Chiam.

Ku cha Limpeh Form One eh si chun, Limpeh eh pang pian ka ti oh teng eh ao ber, eng wooi yar hng so boh simik shian si ai lai soon, eng eng boh tai chee tio tik tor Kee Leng Kia Chiam.

Tan Limpeh lai kah lu kong ang chuah ee... (ki sit eng kai tan Ah Poh lai explain, eng wooi ee si-peh expert...) Firstly, wueh jit tiao sua (keng jit ter piak ma-si eh-sai), then, kor lang giak kor lang eh lui (jit kak, neng kak, ngoh kak pun boh boon tueh), kia nah li kui sua pueh chio chap chio eh teh hong, jiong la lang eh lui moh kheng hee tiao sua, loo kheng loo ho. Tong lin, teh kheng sua eh lang yar wan sama lui-loh. Sipeh kong-kam tiok boh?

三个男人一辆车

*此乃转贴，但经过改篇。

三个男人乘着一辆XP(extra pack)牌子的豪华汽车，从南部赶着去中部开紧急会议。三个男子分别为化学工程师、机械工程师及电脑工程师。

一路上他们必须把汽车的窗口开着，因为开冷气会减低汽车的速度... 人算不如天算，汽车却在半路抛锚了。驾车的化学工程师说：一定是没汽油了。旁边的机械工程师搭腔说：不可能！我早上才刚为汽车添油。化学工程师不理会他，下车检查了一下泄氣地说：果然还有汽油。那问题出在哪里呢？机械工程师提高声音说道：依我看，应该是引擎出了毛病。还是等我出马吧！他说完便下车，打开引擎的车盖，详细的检查一番后又说：咦？奇怪！引擎还好好的。到底是什么原因呢？

这时，在车后小睡的电脑工程师才斯理慢条的下车说道：山人自有妙计。听我的指挥吧！首先，把你们放在车里的东西包括文件、手机等，全部搬出来。两人无法，只好听从电脑工程师的指挥一一照做。然后电脑工程师又说：现在把汽车所有的窗户关上，再打开... 其他两人听到这里马上反驳：这跟汽车开不动有什么关系？电脑工程师回答说：这个我也不清楚。你们要照我的方法做，还是要呆在这里等救兵？两人听了只好心有不甘的照做。等到他们把汽车里的东西搬出来，把汽车窗口关上，再把窗口打开，接着把东西搬回汽车上，最后三人一起上车。说也奇怪，汽车竟然顺利开动，終于可以上路啦！

化学工程师与机械工程师异口同声地问：这是天底下的奇闻，到底是什么原因？电脑工程师回答说：真正的原因我真的不知道。两人又问道：那剛才你使用的又是什么把戏？电脑工程师说：难道你们没有看汽车的指南手册吗？上面是这样写的嘛！

养儿防老

语焉斐名一把年纪，听的和看的也随着岁月的累积而多了。养儿防老这句话已经OUT了！现在最潮的是老豆养子，子养子！
身边一些人常说：以前的人都重男轻女，现在的人却说女儿好过儿子啦！这句话怎么说呢？
倘若你有留意，每逢周末女儿会把人家的儿子带回家来，从上午吃早点、逛街喝下午茶、晚餐甚至卡拉OK；到你卡完拉，O完K回家，宝贝儿子还不知所踪呢！
其实要考验儿子的孝心，最好的日子，就是五月的第二个星期日。如果他有心推搪，前几天就定会说功课赶不完、明天有出国入学前的天大考试、抑或是公司突然加班等等等等，所以恐怕要迟点才能补庆这个温馨的日子。
亲眼目睹过以下的情景：某某人的两个儿子，不约而同地在这个伟大的五月份，准备了又鸡精又燕窝什么的，打算孝敬未来岳母大人，妈妈却连一朵康乃馨也没有。当她开开心心地在大排档吃着五月节日大餐时，万万料不到宝贝的儿子们早在前一天陪着女友与未来岳母大人分别到维多利亚车站和那艘船享用过了龙虾大餐了！
另外一桩是：妈妈要劳烦宝贝儿子驾十多公里的车程帮妈妈做丁点儿事，儿子却说下班后可能有点事，不去行吗？相反的却为岳母大人翘班办事，开三、四十公里的车就义无反顾，任劳任怨也在所不辞...
唉！悲哀！百行孝为先，其实我自己也不是什么好东西，也没和两老同住... 说着写着内疚的头已经低到胸口上了，感觉上有点像千古罪人似的... 来人啊！把千古罪人先押下去，打三十大板，再不就拉出去斩了吧！

Hokkien Blog - Kalaokeh kah Tiu Oh Yiu

Walao-eh, Limpeh sibeh ku boh ki ciu kalaokeh-liao. Teh ber jit thao ki si Tua Pui eh Bachelor Night. (Mm tang hor la lang eh boh zhai yia, nah kong chut lai tio tua tiao-liao!)

By the way, Limpeh ai kong eh mm si lua ku boh ki ciu kalaokeh-liao, si wu eh lang-hoh, sibeh suka ciu kua-sing Tiu Oh Yiu eh kua. Simik Tang Lu Tang Kah Wah Sim Tia, Jit Cheng Eh Siong Sim Eh Li Yiu, siao pi bak tiao jit tua tui... Ciu-liao hoh tia tio beh hiao kin, nabeh ciu ka na kueh kior tio kanasai-liao. Limpeh hor lui lai happy kor beh hi kia siu cui, Limpeh tui chu na changchuikeng ka ki ciu mm si koh kar hor?!

Mm zhai chor simik, tet piat suka geng Tiu Oh Yiu eh kua lai ciu eh lang, tap pik si pun si ciu kua so-so niah. Tan si ee ka ki sibeh enjoy, kui yim, keh yim sama siang jit geh yim, tia-liao hi kia pun beh tahan. Kui lor am, pah tiao Microphone ciu beh sien, tang ka sama lang ai kung-liao kah kam luan siu siah. Koh ai meng lang hoh tia boh? Limpeh kah ee kong : Limpeh tiam jit tiao angmoh kua ciu hor lu tia : "Killing Limpeh Softly with His Song"... Ai tia boh?!

Janice 卫兰

不是我语焉斐名马后炮，早在周董、孙燕姿、SHE大红大紫之前，我就看好他们必有一番作为。所以当他们带着首张专辑来大马宣传时，我就一马当先，轮了张签唱会的票，先睹乐坛未来天王天后的风采。免得日后要付一百几十零吉的演唱会入门票，毕竟经济不景气嘛！当初也有看好远至90年代的王靖雯(现在人人都称她为王菲)及近至今日的Gary曹格。

今年看好的有人气劲爆新人王非Janice卫兰。这位鬼声鬼气、全身打满洞的新人王，就算你没听过她的名字，也应该听过她那首唱道街知巷闻的 [ 大哥 ] 吧！Janice 卫兰以前卫的性格及包装打入乐坛，再俘虏了歌迷的心，更抢走了华纳一姐代言了7年的护肤品广告。

其实卫兰能够打响知名度，除了本身条件不俗及努力外，背后的功臣也功不可抹。师兄黎明的大力钦点力捧，让卫兰重唱他昔日经典名曲，再配合公司安排的全方位发展，不红才怪！因为是来自破碎的家庭所至，卫兰为人我行我素，拥有爱玩爱蒲的性格。但这一切都不减她人气急升的机会，因为现在是叫你听好歌，不是讨妻子或娶媳妇，艺人本身的私生活与能否在乐坛上占一席位根本是两回事！

推荐曲：十个他不如一个你，心乱如麻。