My First Time

It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breasts.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever

... ... ... ... ... At milking a cow.

TEH-O

This is what happens if your hokkien is not good enough.

This person went to a coffee shop with his friends for a drink. One peculiar habit of his friend is that he doesn't drink any beveragewith Milk.He approached the counter and the uncle there asked him in hokkien,'lu ai lim, sia-mi?'(What do you want to drink?) Not knowing that "teh-o" (means tea without milk), my friend said rather slowly, "TEH...MAI...LOK...GU...NIN " (tea don't put milk).

And......guess what he got?? He got all the 3 types of drink! "teh", "milo " and "milk". And the worst thing was all these 3 types of beverages contain MILK!

Hokkien Blog - Boh Title

Sa eh leh-pai bo sia blog liao, kua eh lang pun ai lai kao-peh liao.

Boh-pien, Limpeh baru eh computer boh teng lang dee. Sia beh tio hua geer blog, tio ai kuai kuai sia hokkien blog.

Keng lai hang cheng pai-pai, m'ng shin kah beh pio si-peh ho seng-li.

Hang cheng pai mah ying hiong tio Limpeh...
Chap ger kah chap yit ger tui Limpeh lai kong pien hua ching chuei...

Tapi tai-keh mien tam-sim. Hee bang kah poh-pi Limpeh pak-kang wu teng lang software! Hehe!

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童年小玩意之 － 橡胶籽

小时候家里比较穷，买不起玩具，什么东西都可以玩一通。犹记得橡胶树的种子也可以当成游戏。

玩橡胶籽(不要想歪了噢！)是语焉斐名的强项之一，当年还称它为“Chew Nee Chee”。玩法最简单不过了，三五俩堆在一起，一个作主，另一个作客。作主的把自己的橡胶籽压着作客的橡胶籽，用一只手抓紧，用另一只手往两粒顶着的橡胶籽敲打下去，只能敲一次，谁的橡胶籽裂开了或碎了就算输掉了。

逢敲必嬴的那粒橡胶籽，就是“Chew Nee Chee-Ong”～ 橡胶籽皇。

童年的小玩意真的很多，有兴趣再看的，请多多连线，下次再光临语焉斐名的部落格，一一为你揭开尘封已旧的童年记忆... ...